- 10:56 "As long as there at least two people on Earth, someone is going to want someone else dead." #
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- 12:09 Trying not to sleep the day away, but Sparkle isn't making it easy. #
- 14:59 Whenever I hear "vampires" in the description of a movie, I immediately think "gay." #
- 15:43 Feeling inspired. I should write something. #
- 18:41 @spidergoodlegs Be honest -- a lot of stuff makes you hungry for chicken. #
- 18:50 @spidergoodlegs I've always found chicken to be the most sensual of the primary meats. #
- 19:26 Didn't write anything, but managed to clean up my desk -- something that I hadn't done since 2007, before I left for Paris. #
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- 10:10 Against my better judgement, I'm going to see that Star Wars: Clone Wars movie today. I don't think this will end well. #
- 14:25 @twism21 It wasn't completely horrible. Excise Anakin's Poochie-like 12 year old sassy sidekick and it's a decent animated action flick. #
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- 08:43 @spidergoodlegs tinyurl.com/5g5rkd #
- 11:19 You know how you'll be talking to someone about something, and then they'll say something that alerts you to the fact that they're crazy? #
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- 09:50 Welcome to Costco, I love you. #
- 18:47 @jensawolverine I've never seen a full episode of Buffy, but Angel is one of my favorite series of all time. #
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- 07:54 Nelson (being Nelson) thinks that the Intervention episode was faked, despite the fact that he's seen maybe one other episode ever. #
- 08:37 @spidergoodlegs What was the name of the Canadian girl on Intervention who was sleeping with the creepy old dude for drug money? #
- 08:49 @spidergoodlegs "Wifely duties." #
- 09:01 @spidergoodlegs Nelson (being Nelson) thinks that because there was more than one camera angle, it's fake. Also, Allison was "overacting." #
- 11:23 I have a dentist appointment today, but what I really want to do is go home and play more Bionic Commando: Rearmed. #
- 12:19 @iammk *WHOOSH* I HATE YOU MOM *WHOOSH* #
- 12:52 @spidergoodlegs The entire episode of Intervention in 10 seconds: tinyurl.com/6zv2dw #
- 13:31 I don't know if I mentioned it before, but my band's first album will be entitled "It Takes a Daydream Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back." #
- 15:30 @byroncrawford I just saw that same commercial! The hot white girl with the slutbrand? #
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- 10:31 Reading an old description I wrote of Crackdown makes me want to play it all over again. #
- 16:44 Dammit, I missed The Sifl and Georgie Show again! #
- 16:52 @newyork808 The rerun has already aired :( HOWEVER, the episode is up on YouTube in five parts. Search for "intervention allison." #
- 18:07 @spidergoodlegs tinyurl.com/6nwtjp #
- 18:23 @spidergoodlegs THIS PLACE IS SO BEAUTIFUL *WHOOSH* #
- 18:33 @spidergoodlegs That was a TwitterFox bug. I deleted it. #
- 19:02 @spidergoodlegs I just rewatched the last 15 minutes and wow, it's like a textbook demonstration of "What NOT to Tell the Cops." #
- 19:09 @spidergoodlegs What about when she's sprawled out on some stranger's grave with the can still in her mouth? #
- 19:14 @spidergoodlegs *WHOOSH* MOM CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!! *WHOOSH* #
- 19:49 @spidergoodlegs "That's a funny face you're making." "IT'S HATRED...AND ANGER...TOWARDS YOU!" #
- 19:51 @spidergoodlegs I AM MAD AT DAD BECAUSE ALL I WANT IS A DAD. *WHOOSH* I JUST WANT A FATHER, MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
- 19:57 @spidergoodlegs *screams for no reason* #
- 19:59 @spidergoodlegs Them drugs, they turned her mind into MUSH. MOOSH. #
- 20:05 @spidergoodlegs Intervention stepped their game up. They need every episode to be just as good as that. #
- 20:34 @spidergoodlegs Why aren't you pitching this to VH1 right now??? #
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- 17:43 Sometimes I feel like I'm a white person anthropologist, observing and cataloging all of the bizarre shit white people are into. #
- 17:50 @spidergoodlegs Ten minutes! I can't decide whether I should watch it right away or wait for it to buffer so I can skip commercials. #
- 20:04 Holy shit. That was the most epic episode of Intervention ever. I've got to find some motherfuckers to share this with. #
- 20:12 @spidergoodlegs I'm downloading this off my TiVo so that I can send it to everyone I know. #
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- 10:11 First Bernie Mac, now Isaac Hayes? I can't remember the last time two black celebrities died back to back. #
- 19:53 Bought a six pack of Thomas Kemper Vanilla Cream soda yesterday and I just might finish it tonight. #
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- 06:47 Really down over Bernie Mac's death for some reason. My roommate in Paris and I used to repeat lines from his standup to each other. #
- 20:44 Burnout Paradise is the quintessential example of subtraction via addition. #
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